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Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike87111 January 1, 2012
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Batsirai

Batsirai is a very rude and very violent person.He tries to not show feelings but deep down he cares and loves the most.He does not want to approach girls but want them to approach them.Usually has big dreams for the future
Are you fine?
No BATSIRAI beat me
by Anonymous_T November 26, 2021
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Batshit Insane

by theropissed March 17, 2009
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Batshit-fucking-nuts

Intensely over the top effed up shit.

More so that Batshit crazy
Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.

Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts
by Catschnell February 3, 2009
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batshit crazy

someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away.
by maximushyrule June 16, 2008
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Batshit Crazy

Word meaning "certifiably insane" Origin comes from the fact that bat feces contain an organism called Histoplasm Capsulatum that infects the brain of any host in which it infects and causes them to act psychotic.
The guy found out the paternity test results and went batshit crazy!!!
by medic1 August 12, 2014
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batshit crazy

Originated by observing the way bats defecate. Bats hang upside-down and poo upside-down. If people were to hang upside-down and poo it would go all over their face therefore only a crazy person would shit like a bat making them batshit crazy.
Bill wants to buy an Oz of green for 20 bucks, yea that bill he's batshit crazy
by bs425 December 25, 2014
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