Batmaning 

Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.

Past tense:

Batman'd

Common variants:

Darth Maul mask = Maul'd

Optimus Prime = Prime'd

David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.

Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.

Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!

Batmaning by Damnitsasha March 22, 2010

Batmaning 

The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.

"Hey you should come with us this week end! We're heading down to Taco Bell to go Batmaning!"

Batmaning by Chillin' with the moon August 26, 2011

bmanning 

(v.) to act like an ultimate sketchball/skeemer. Typically refers to a dirty human being, both literally and theoretically, who thinks that they are big and good at gaming. This act is looked down upon by all, and we all have experienced a friend who has bmanning'd us before. Additionally most people that practice the act of bmanning usually suck down marb reds when they wake up in the later hours of the afternoon. To tell if someone is committing the act of bmanning, here are some helpful clues to look for. 1) Putting the butts of cigarettes in/on the remains of their 4PM breakfast. 2) Gaming at bizarre hours of the day/night. 3) Crashing of their car who they may or may not have given a nickname to, and the incident being his/her fault. Lastly, 4) Most people that practice bmanning have jew like qualities and practice sub par hygiene techniques.

(Person A) Hey man how was your weekend?
(Person B) Straight, beat some faggot up at Uconn after I made fun of his flip flops and told his girlfriend shes beat.
(Person A) Damn dude, you were bmanning crucial to that herb.

bmanning by Jackson Mead February 28, 2010

Batmaning 

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

Batmaning by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015

Batmaning 

When you put a batman voice on while you are doing a man in the bum and say "Joker does my baterang hurt your bat cave!"

" Batmaning with Jeremy was the best time of my life"

Batmaning by Sexy Boy Jenkins May 23, 2016

Batmaning 

The sexual act of having your partner laying on the ground, butt cheeks wide open, and you jump from the top of your bed and land with your penis in their ass.

Friend 1: Did you batmaning that girl last night?
Friend 2. Yea bro, her butt still hurts.

Batmaning by ItzParticlez September 14, 2019

Batmaning 

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).

A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,

Batmaning by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023