bathtub toy

a cute petite girl that you would like to have sex with in a bubble bath

i.e. she is small enough to get in the tub with you

Damn man, did you tag that hot ass little bathtub toy that was dancin' at the rock show last night?

So was that bathtub toy your new chiquita?

by zoloft zantac March 29, 2004

Dogs In A Bathtub

From the Greek Term: Dogamus Bathamus

When a guy sticks his balls in a girls ass.

They are as hard to keep in there as dogs in a bathtub

by Lisa K April 16, 2004

bathtub jesus

Decorative lawn ornament, popular through much of New england, where an old cast-iron bathtub is buried standing up, halfway into the ground, and a statue of Jesus is placed inside. Frequently seen near or with a lawn ball. Associated with white trash.

I saw a great bathtub jesus in Pawtucket last week.

by bkdouble October 6, 2006

Korean Bathtub

When someone ejaculates into a persons asshole then gives them a rim job.

I needed to wash my face after the Korean Bathtub I gave to that girl.

by JZUMBAS August 31, 2014

bathtub warrior

usually a marine cadet or sea cadet who thinks they're better than everyone else and thinks that they're as good as an actual soldier when in fact they actually just splash around in the water,fall off boats and fail to dry capsize.
basically the equivalent to a puddle pirate but more commando and less sea cadet...

army cadet next to a river: oh look at that bathtub warrior, that twat cant even swim!

by aircadet101 September 8, 2019

bathtub gin

liquor made in one's own home (because during prohibition they filled the favored bottles at the bathtub instead of the kitchen sink, can be applied to more than gin)

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking that bathtub gin.

by The Return of Light Joker February 16, 2009

bulldogs in the bathtub

When a man puts his testicles into someone's asshole.

Her ass was so loose, I could have put my bulldogs in the bathtub.

by brooklyn dave September 7, 2006