Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

Biterz

A person who copys everything you do.

maddie:theses tomagotchis are sooo cool
Kayla:yeah!
Isabella:im gonna get one of those
maddie:what a biter!!!
Kayla:yeah!! theres mad Biterz these days.

by briannajune March 26, 2009

bateren glory

A very talented person

He is a Bateren Glory

by 9jaPrince November 22, 2020

darth bater

1) Someone who breathes heavily while masterbating resulting in a sound reminiscent of darth Vader.

2) Someone who is overly excited about anything Star Wars related, almost to the point where they seem like they'd whip it out and start jacking it to a new Star Wars trailer.

"Could you keep it down in the computer room, you are being a darth bater."

by Edgar Allen Mango November 9, 2017

Friend Bater

When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.

Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.

by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006

rookie bater

The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!

Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.

by Grand Master Chomp da piece. November 2, 2007

Master Bater

Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.

I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.

by white brown! May 4, 2010