Bastagious

A bastardly outragious action or comment.

That guy was bastagious enough take my cookies!

by Macky T November 26, 2006

Bastige

A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.

Holy shit, its a bastige, run!

by YourWorstFear March 25, 2007

bastages

bastages is another word for basterd

bastages...

by aminopatropilis April 16, 2003

bastages

bastages, fargin guys, all explain the higgins family

ratsy, you bastages

by lucky December 10, 2003

Bastages

Savage Bastards i.e. Bethesda's Video Game Cistomer Support.

Those bastages are making us submit help tickets to get the things we already pay for!?!

by Razberry9876 October 11, 2023

batage

Bat Tales. Bats tell tales, or telltales of bats. A witty satirical joke relayed from a bats point of view. The wisdom of bats.

Here's an example of batage. There are two bats hanging at the tree. One says to the other, "Do you know what I fear most about old age?" The other says, "No, what?" The other replies, "Incontinence!"

by jungle gents July 15, 2009

Bastadges

Family friendly replacement for bastards

Those mosquitoes were real bastadges tonight.

by Diggum11 June 24, 2020