Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

Bargling

The act of both bargaining and haggling when shopping.

"OMG, I can't believe that I was bargling with the saleman for over 4 hours!"

by Alekane August 20, 2016

G Battling

The art of holding in a large deuce, in a highly competitive setting. Socially acceptable for male, while chicks caught G Battling are deemed unfuckable.

"Oh man, I just missed that entire lecture...Kevin and I were G Battling the entire class. He went home to change."

by I-70 Dumper October 9, 2008

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

barkling

The dog familiar of a darkling. Term used for dog owned by fans of Shirley Manson or Garbage.

Shriley' Manson's "barkling" rides along on the tour bus.

by Delmuire June 28, 2012

Barling

Laughing while in pain

Sean was barling while his stomach hurt

by Tetoe123 September 28, 2015