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barnacle

Noun - A clingy significant other, or person in general giving unwanted attention and closeness. May be used as a general derogatory term for whoever a person is dating.
"Robin's calling -again-? Sheesh, what a barnacle."
by Imbrii June 15, 2005
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Barnacles

unwanted dudes that dance on chics, often times these dudes are foreigners or black guys. These guys just latch on and don't let go, they will follow girls off the dance floor and all around the club. Can also be called dingleberrys.
There were a bunch of barnacles on this one cock tease, who was dancing on the dance floor. You could tell she didnt like this dance floor gangbang.
by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
mugGet the Barnaclesmug.

barnacling

When someone has a very strange attachment to you and will not leave you alone.
I keep getting notes from this girl, she has been barnacling me. Literally will not leave me alone!
by baaarbie December 18, 2018
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barnacle

1. A major zit infestation
2. An exclamation used by Spongebob Squarepants
1. Bradley has a barnacle problem. Did you see that really green one on his chin?
2. Oh barnacles, Patrick!
by Krazy K October 19, 2003
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barnacle

A girl who, just as the man is about to pull out, sticks her body to him in order to stop him pulling out.
"I was about to pull out, but she went barnacle. Now I have child support payments."
by Norm Norman September 3, 2009
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Barnacles

This word is used to describe an std that you do not know about. Such as if you see a very promiscuous women.
Dude 1: Damn shes hot.
Dude 2: Yah i wouldn't go near her though i here shes got the barnacles.
by Zebragum69 July 26, 2010
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barnacles

Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.
Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.

Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."

Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."
by sexylady111 September 27, 2012
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