barmonics

the act of playing each strings harmonics on a guitar, simultaneously, by barring your finger over the desired frets

Holy shit! AJ just pulled off some dope barmonics!

by A J Jay Zep April 29, 2009

barburg

When you would go out to bars drinking all the time with your buddies but now with spouses, kids, work, etc you only have a short time to go into a bar during the day and have a quick burger with no booze just to catch up.

"Dude, I know things are crazy with the kids and I got work stuff. Ya wanna just barburg in like 20 minutes?"

by everlearn January 23, 2010

Barcus

A very famous artist.

Barcus makes great songs!

by CanIPetYourDogz May 29, 2020

barminheimer

The release date of Barbie, Pikmin 4, and Openheimer. Many uncultured swines have no clue what the "MIN" stands for.

Anon1: "where will u be when the world changes" *pic of barminheimer*
Anon2: "wtf is the min? stop making shit up"
r/Pikmin: "We failed as a society"

by IsThatParvitz July 29, 2023

pasty barm

A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.

Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"

by Lukewithak December 9, 2008

Barkumungous

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"

by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

by Marshall R. January 7, 2008