Bartastrophe

A situation whereby a barrister's chambers switch Counsel at the last minute.

Chambers just called and their pupil is going to have to do the case, it's a total bartastrophe.

by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

Ballastatus

The level of ballin which can only be reached by natural born soldiers/killers/gangsters/mobsters/icemen/ and East Central recruits..
The most ballin group of indiduals in the universe set the expectations of those who apply for ballastatus

"I've killed eighteen people"
"Why"
"I wish to meet the ballastatus quo"

by iceman_east_central April 3, 2009

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Borlase School

A ancient school in Buckinghamshire, England, lying in the leafy town of Marlow.

Composed of "Borlasian's" a rare, and very attractive breed, including the "Jonny Toucher" and "Phillippa" (Search UD for definition).

Fantastic canteen can be found on site, if a little over priced.

Worth a visit, although don't let them con you about their 'New building' ... its not a new building... its an extension....

Borlase
www.swbgs.com

by Drisles January 28, 2005

barnasipple

A hairy, stout male. Standing at 5'9", he roams the streets in hopes of food and friends.

Barnasipple came over for a short game of Tripoley the other night.

by RIT ROOT REEDY December 29, 2008

Bargasm

An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.

Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.

by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009

Ballassed

Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky

My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.

by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009