Bari Bra

The harness a Bari Sax player is cursed with during marching band season. Especially when that player is female.

"Did you see her Bari Bra this season? God, that must be uncomfortable!!"

by Kleine Blume April 8, 2016

Bari Sax

An instrument played by men with unusual sexual attractions to music.

Logan played his bari sax while listening to it's sexy music

by Fone Bone May 24, 2017

Bari Bari

Name given to a guy named Faysal whose best friend is Sanbufa.

El Chapo have you seen Bari Bari.

by hgtswwhgg May 16, 2021

Bari Weiss

The punchline to the joke: Guess who just wrote a book on antisemitism?

Bari Weiss is a raging antisemite who should not be writing books on antisemitism.

by Catty McGee August 8, 2019

Bari-Bone

To angrily fuck a member of the brass section in any type of band or band-affiliate.

Dude where were you last night?
I was at the auditorium getting my Bari-Bone on

by Salty J January 13, 2014

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025

Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves

by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025