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something dane always says for no reason
nobody:

dane:barbershop
by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019
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Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.
"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."
by Rankle November 25, 2011
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barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.
Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.
by Kalem January 10, 2008
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barbershopped

barbershopped newspaper - a newspaper that has been read and left in a disorderly state; some pages are folded back, some pages have been pulled from their section and not put back, some pages may be missing. Traditonally, this was the condition of a print newspaper after a few customers in a barbershop had read parts of it.
Lancy wanted to keep yesterday's newspaper to give to a neighbor. When she went to get it, Lanny had barbershopped it all over the sofa.
by Rooster Zepheye September 8, 2023
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Barbershop haircut

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc
by idontgiveeffoc_9 September 8, 2025
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The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.
My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!
by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025
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Barbership

When your best friends with your barber, this can be called a barbership.
Bro...Did you just mess up my hair? Sorry, our barbership is over.
by RiderOfWhite September 21, 2022
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