school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

banner ads

Annoying ads that appear at the top of your screen. Lately, people have discovered even more ways to annoy you, by adding audio to some ads. The most annoying ad ofcourse are the "Shoot (whatever) to win a prize!" ads.

Man, those shooting banner ads make me want to take a crowbar to my own skull.

by Poopsy July 7, 2003

Bannerfucked

An extreme feeling of frustration and self-pity during and around class registration at The College of William and Mary. Banner, the online registration site, will fuck your life by prohibiting you from registering for classes, filling GERs, and graduating on time. Tears, curse words, and ferocious bagel-eating will inevitably result as you realize that your hopes and dreams have been reduced to academic shit.

FUCK I've been bannerfucked again! Adventure Games is full!

by Skylark2 November 2, 2011

barney stinson

two words for him awesome and legendary

Barney Stinson "suit up it going to be a legendary night"

by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009

barney badass

A person who likes to try talking and acting like they're tough shit but is incapable of backing it up. Tends to be someone with a very bad temper and a loud mouth who likes make fun of people and start trouble, and as such, are not very well liked by people who know them. As soon as someone confronts them about their shit-talking they like to throw fits and resort to making threats that they cannot back up. Often times, people who fall under the definition of this term are frequent drinkers who engage in the aformentioned behaviors while under the influence of alcohol.

That Barney badass needs to get put in his place.

by gtfo7 February 27, 2010

cum banned

Where one person (usually female) is not permitted to have an orgasm alone (e.g. through masturbation) unless permission given by their significant other, Master, etc. Often used in D/s relationships. Very hot!

Girl1: Why are you acting odd?
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month

by Rudeman79 September 26, 2014

Banned

Banned, Not allowed to do something

You are banned from this site.

by LeNaSmElLs August 23, 2016