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Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.
I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.
by David Daunt September 8, 2016
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Banker's Dozen

The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12
Hector was surprised to find only 11 glasses in his gift of 12 glasses that he received from the bank. Later, Hector learned that the Bank offers a Banker's Dozen in their gifts and products, in which they steal one item.
by KingOfTheStreets35 May 10, 2010
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banker's club

#1 alcoholic beverage in highschool. Obtained in water bottles.
oj jake balls: dude can i get a water bottle of banker's club before i go surfing im tryin to fit in...

2o minutes later... passed out
by ojmichaelballs December 7, 2011
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banker bashing

The act of blaming investment bankers for all of society's woes and publicly chastising them for their greediness and stupidity.

During the financial crisis, banker bashing was championed by the media and political elites, who have been leading a campaign to limit their extravagant bonuses. Before paying back TARP funds, bankers pretended to care, but have since returned to their greedy ways.
"I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street", said President Barack Obama, a typical example of banker bashing.
by abdallahchamas December 16, 2009
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Banker Wanker

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.
Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!
by s. pole September 24, 2014
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Banker Beer

Nothing ends a long day at the office better than a smooth banker beer.
by banker101 January 2, 2011
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Banker's Dozen

The term refers to the culture of leaving work at mid-day, to go to a nearby pub and have a dozen alcoholic drinks or shots, until the evening, before leaving for home. It is also considered common-practice to put the bill on the Corporate Credit Cards.

The term originates in view of the exorbitant, careless, even behaviour usually characterised by bankers and traders, at the expense of their clients. It is also often called a Trader's Dozen.
It's a Friday, let's do a Banker's Dozen with the team.
by Urbanisher August 22, 2011
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