bandaid solution

A solution that doesn't solve the problem, but makes whoever's solution that was just solved feel like it had been solved

bandaid solution is when a person gets a free $100 voucher after falling off the balcony at a mall. The guy is still in hospital, but now he feels like justice was served somehow

by PSloth March 29, 2015

You're Sucking All My Bandwidth

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.

Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

by PBay November 4, 2009

bandwidth thug

A leecher. Someone who always takes.

A bandwidth thug is someone who leeches on forums and torrents and sometimes even steals links and post it on websites as if it is theirs.

by Alexander187 March 1, 2007

bandwidth rape

Used to describe an attack on a web site. Many web sites are hosted under contracts where the site owner is billed for the amount of data to and from the web site(bandwidth).

The attack works by downloading/uploading as much data as possible from a particular web site leaving the site owner with a large bill. Bandwidth rape done correctly is not noticed until the bill comes.

Last months bill is 90% bandwidth rape.

by Paul E. Ester May 23, 2008

bandwidth

The measure of the size of the hole in you computer that has information shoved through from the internet.
The larger the bandwidth, the more stuff you can get at one time.

That dial-up modem has hardly no bandwidth.
OR
That cable modem has monster bandwidth.

by PsycoCoffey October 6, 2003

bandwidth hog

your bitchass roomate who downloads porn at all times.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

bandwidth fool

1) Someone who uses a Peer-to-Peer downloading tool and constantly seeds information 24/7- not knowing he is wasting his upload speed.

2) cherokee

Not Nikko:
Man i seeded Dungeon Siege for 300 gigs

Nikko:
Your a BANDWIDTH FOOL.

by godsp33d September 12, 2009