Thrustido Bandito

Patron saint of Cinco de Mayo. According to legend, a mysterious figure adept at scrapping up those females drunk beyond good judgment, before knowing them carnally.

El Thrustido Bandito rides again.

by Thrusty Savage May 19, 2007

Moist bandito

When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.

Girl: I can't breathe

Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito

by The moist bandito's July 30, 2020

Bandito Tucknee

The act of sitting in the pocket of a radical wave with the sickest style.

" dude did you see that guy get all bandito tucknee on that wave?"
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."

by JRB123 March 18, 2009

deep bandini

Big trouble, tight spot, or deep shit.

The phrase originated as a euphemism for being in "deep shit". The word "bandini" comes from the name of the Bandini Fertilizer company in Los Angeles.

If you don't clean up the mess from the secret kegger before your parents get home, you'll be in deep bandini.

by pberg January 23, 2009

waist-banding

when you have a narb or a regular boner and ur in a public place and u need to stand up, you put ur stiffy between ur stomach and ur waistband, and within a matter of 15-30 seconds,the sitffy goes away

beuler, please come up to class
'shit dude i got a boner, ill waistband'

miguel, please come down here
shit my moms calling and i got a boner
just waistband
o good idea

i love waist-banding

by k-trizzle July 24, 2006

bandanokalakaphobia

Fear of someone exiting my tv and stealing my food from my kitchen and eating it.

I can't watch American Idol anymore due to my bandanokalakaphobia with Simon Cowell--he totally took my Frosted Flakes last week.

by tjbud October 15, 2009

Splash Bandicoot

(verb) To ejaculate on or inside a woman.

I pulled out just in time to splash bandicoot up her back.

by Angehocho January 17, 2011