banana split

When you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them. The dick is the banana, shit= chocolate, jizz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.

Damn, Becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split...then she instantly regretted it when I asked her to eat it.

by mts311311 July 28, 2009

Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.

Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room

by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

banana split

In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.

Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.

by Demarates May 12, 2006

Banana Splits

A homosexual sex act between two men, where both partners spread their legs and rub genitalia together.

ie- Male Scissoring

"Hey hunk, wanna go home and do The Banana Splits?"

by Angi_Pants March 7, 2013

banana split

A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.

I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.

by randomthoughts89 December 10, 2010

banana split

Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.

Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.

by Ber September 7, 2006