Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).
"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"
"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."
"Garrens BallBarrens"
"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."
"Garrens BallBarrens"
by Animal House HI December 9, 2012
Get the Garrens BallBarrens mug.Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.
Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
Get the Full as a Bishop's ballbag mug.1.(Noun. Adj) male with large testicles.
One who punishes (males or females)
with his large testicles during the act of
sex.
2.The state certain old men attain when they reach old age. The condition makes the penis
and testicles 3 to 4 times their normal size due
to water retention and fat deposits. Males with
this condition can be seen at your local VFW post or at a local park.
Any male with larger than normal testicles.
One who punishes (males or females)
with his large testicles during the act of
sex.
2.The state certain old men attain when they reach old age. The condition makes the penis
and testicles 3 to 4 times their normal size due
to water retention and fat deposits. Males with
this condition can be seen at your local VFW post or at a local park.
Any male with larger than normal testicles.
1."The man in the porno had a sack the size
of a bull. His balls were huge. He was a true
ballbarian."
2. "Jesus Johnny look at that old ballbarian, his nads are the size of grapefruit, must be
painful"
of a bull. His balls were huge. He was a true
ballbarian."
2. "Jesus Johnny look at that old ballbarian, his nads are the size of grapefruit, must be
painful"
by Bahlmaster January 22, 2004
Get the ballbarian mug.A ballbelly is a term used to describe a very large extremely well rounded male belly. It is shaped like a basketball or a beach ball. It is a term in wide use in Gay Male subculture(s) by Chubs,Chasers, and Bears.
by Mark A. Harris January 23, 2008
Get the ballbelly mug.norn irish slang for male genitales, also can be used to describe some one unpleasant or used when slabbering in an argument.
by caleb young April 22, 2008
Get the ballbeg mug.When a man fucks a woman and wants to go to the bathroom to shit out a whole entire bus, or something of a similar size. the girl looks back. She sees that you are in pain and asks what is wrong you answer nothing. right when you answer (nothing) you let out a huge fart that can kill a skunk or two. She barfs out and you soon find out that your bathing in vomit and diarrhea. You faint because of the awful smell and the next day when you wake up you find out that the girl is gone and you are tied to a chair and her dad is pointing a shotgun at your face.
by Jesusrmofo666 May 31, 2009
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A female Hispanic will be Baldberta, and not to be mistaken as calva.
if you are Baldberto you probably have little to no hair.
A female Hispanic will be Baldberta, and not to be mistaken as calva.
if you are Baldberto you probably have little to no hair.
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