Ballzhimers 

Talking to young women like you are 17 when you are actually 70.

Girl one: I think that old man in the nursing home was hitting on me!!

Girl two: Don't worry about it he just has a bad case of Ballzhimers.

Ballzhimers by mojojojo76028 March 11, 2012

Ballsheimers 

A condition afflicted by golfers who seem unable to see where anyone else’s ball has landed except their own. Typically, the afflicted individual is the cart driver.

Once again, Steve’s ballsheimers has kicked in. He has driven directly to his own ball after teeing off; bypassing his partner’s .

Ballsheimers by Bunnie M August 26, 2018

ballsheimers 

When a guy forgets everything he's ever learned in the past because of a girl.

bro why are you back with her again like she never hurt you before? you got a case of ballsheimers son.

ballsheimers by c0dii_ September 9, 2020