Ballsaneous

When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.

That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.

by Fuckthatnoise June 4, 2015

Balladodo

A better/shorter term for 'stupid dickhead'

Man 1: you suck you know that

Man 2: shut up you balladodo

by Wizardboii July 23, 2018

Bellando

Used as a verb - typically the act of a white male sucking a black man's penis while fondling one's own genitals, simultaneously taking it up the ass while wearing bell-shaped earings. Also refers to the act of cheating on one's spouse with gay black men

Used as noun - a white, gay fellatio experience with a black male, usually involving a dildo and fake dimestore jewelry stolen from a naive spouse

After leaving the strip club, Jimmy was out of cash and needed more money for drugs, so he decided to go to a back alley behind Bourbon Street and bellando the first black man he saw

In his latest interview with Hustler, Rick James spoke openly about the raunchiest bellando he had ever gotten

by jiminicricket September 10, 2009

ballsonyourchin

It’s a Russian meaning for good job! 👏

David told Katie ballsonyourchin on the classroom project!

by PforDiddy April 26, 2019

holy ballsanga

When a holy figure directly applies his balls to another person.

Jesus has his holy ballsanga.

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

ballsanga

The Balls in Lasgna..or cheesey balls

Tonight we are eating ballsagna

by Andrew<<<<STA ONE<<06 May 13, 2005

Ballsandwitch

A word used to describe something terrible that just happened. Or when things are not working out that great for you.

Tom: Dude all the servers just crashed!
Jack : BALLSANDWITCH!!

Janie stubs her toe *Yells* BALLSANDWITCH!!

by arieofddfof October 9, 2008