ballard

Someone who lacks intelligence.

Look how stupid he is what a ballard

by R Mathews August 15, 2007

ballard

A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.

Tourist: Hey man, wanna go to Ballard?
Other Tourist: No!

by The Fifth Survivor July 4, 2007

Ballard

To steal.
To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
To commit theft.

That money is for all of us, don't ballard it!

by John Doeee July 31, 2006

ballard

A piece of sh!t

That ballard has corn in it

by god66475 November 1, 2013

ballard

The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.

Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.

by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008

balltard

A derogatory name for globe earthers.
They usually repeat the same 5 questions when debating flat earth, and always end up spiralling and using insults.

Those balltards really spiral whenever we present our proof.

by cicero/cici May 2, 2021

Logan Ballard

Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.

He's better than me at everything, we should call him The Logan Ballard.

by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018