bale out 

Verb; As a successful public figure who makes their professional career out of Wall Street, a bale out is the action of acting like Christian Bale on a movie set and publicly making fun of President Oreos stimulus package.

(MSNBC live broadcast)

Rick: I don't care what they say about black guys packages, your stimulus package sucks balls! Show me the money!

Jerry: (At home) Now that's what I call a bale out!

bale out by Jerry 'Mark' McGuire February 26, 2009

Bale Face 

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

Bale Face by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

Bale of Hay 

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.

Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!

Bale of Hay by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018

bale bondsman 

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

bale bondsman by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Christian Bale Syndrome 

1)When someone looks exactly the same now as when they did when they were young or a child.

2)someone who does not seem to age (aka Patrick Swayze syndrome)

"yo man, did you see john's baby pictures?"
"Ya, he totally has Christian Bale Syndrome!"

other celebrities include Doogie Howser(NPH), Michael j fox, and Patrick Swayze.

Christian Bale Syndrome by SammyKraft April 16, 2009

Christian Bale'd 

Essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to Christian Bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his Batman character. Can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.

Matt: Wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.

*glass click

Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.

Christian Bale'd by Thetimothy July 22, 2012

Oklahoma Hay Bale 

Oklahoma hay bale-Right as your about to nut glue grass to your dick and then proceed to feed it to a cow

Yo i just tried an Oklahoma Hale Bale and it now i fed my entire cock to a cow- Oklahoma hay bale

Oklahoma Hay Bale by Lonely farmers April 18, 2019