Baldino

A Baldino is a very sexy man of Italian decent with a great body, amazing personality, and big nose. He is stalked and obsesed over and is large if you catch my drift. Ladies love him and Guys adore him. usually plays baseball

Dude you see that baldino, he just macked on four ladies fo sho

by frank the tanks December 14, 2007

Baldino

The standard unit of measurement for girth. Units can be converted similarly to the Metric system.

1) Man what a chode, it was 2 inches long and 3 Baldinos around.

2) Dugas has a piece of wet spaghetti. It might be 8 inches long, but its only 3 centibaldinos.

by the supreme man June 28, 2009

ballinistic

word for someone or something who has done something ballin

That was ballinistic!

by dperch July 19, 2007

Ballinidas

so ballin that its contageous to anyone that comes in contact with the host of that awesome disease

"Dude have you been around Dennis lately?" "Yeah man he's so Fuckin Ballinidas"

by Sillyrabbit213 August 19, 2008

balding bad

chodie

chodie is balding bad

by frhgdwsv gdert January 3, 2021

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm

Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012

full bandini

The act of asking a woman to marry you on the first date.

"He drove from Chicago to Las Vegas and popped the question immediately after penetrating her, on the first date. Don't do what he did. Don't go full bandini."

by lockie December 11, 2015