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Ballzheimer's

As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
"Apparently my dealer has Ballzheimer's, yesterday he lectured me about smoking too much ganj"
by The Citizen Science April 23, 2009
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balcombe

The best Village in the whole of sussex.
Contains a Pub, Social Club, Village Shop, Post Office, HairDressers, Tea Rooms, Primary School, Train Station, Various Churches.

Also Dan, Sam, Ben and Joe.
"Hey what you doing today mike?"

"Oh just heading over to Balcombe, see the lads ;)"

"Jealous :("
by Belbion January 24, 2008
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Related Words
Balcz Ballz balazs Ballzheimers Balzac balcony ballzach ballzy balck BALCO

Michael Balzary

The best bassist in the world, commonly known as Flea, plays with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Greatest band ever.
Michael Balzary goes by Flea because he is insane and short
by BassBen15 October 17, 2008
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ballz

an old ass fighting game made by Sega its even on Wikipedia if you dont believe me
one of the ads were ''tell your mom you want ballz for Christmas''
by roflblarg May 19, 2010
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Balzare

Balzare è una parola più comunemente dai giovani del nord ( Milano ) per dire: marinare la scuola, che qualcosa che non ci piace non si fa. Di solito si usa con molta enfasi, eccitazione.
Balzare.
Ieri ho balzato.
Ma balza!
by niazkiIam January 14, 2015
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Fortnite Ballz

The phrase originates from the video game 'Fortinite' and the disease, ligma, that it was rumored to give players such as Ninja. The popular Twitch streamer was said to have died from ligma though, it was revealed that he actually did survive the disease. However, his battle with ligma resulted in him having "Fortnite Ballz." Out of respect, players "T-posed" to commemorate Ninja's battle with ligma.

Now "Fortnite Ballz" is a saying usually expressed at random to induce respect. When it's used as an adjective it refers to a player's dedication to the game ('Fortnite'), resulting in them having "Fortnite Ballz."

Note: Only dom fems, alpha males, sigmas, and top dogs can use this term. If a sussy baka uses this term they will be fined 3000 V-Bucks and 1 million Ballsy Bucks.
Example 1
(your friend is disrespecting you)
Friend: "Your honestly not that good at Pizza Factory Tycoon, and I have more Robux than you."
You: "Fortnite Ballz."
Friend: "I am so sorry for my disrespect you are such as sigma and I am just a sussy baka."
You: *Hits take the L dance to assert dominance*

Example 2
(You and your friend are playing Fortnite and get clapped by a goated player)
Friend: "Dang we only got 37th, that guy quick clapped us."
*You and your friend spectate the other player*
You:" This guy is actually kind of good"
Friend:"Yea he must have Fortnite Ballz."

Example 3
(you're walking down the school hallway)
You: "Fortnite Ballz"
*The whole school immediately bows down to you and elects you as supreme leader*
by QuirkyGurl06 September 13, 2023
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Deez juicy ballz

Deez juicy ballz are big and round
by Papa mummy February 21, 2022
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