baconised

Something that has been turned into bacon. Eg, Turkey or Pork.

That Turkey has been baconised.

by Jeffyness May 9, 2016

Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.

Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*

by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009

Balconi

A bad ass group of Italians. Manly consists of guys know what's good. Put one in the hospital they put one of yours in the morgue.

"Imma go teach Shane a lesson!" "No dude, he's a Balconi!" "Oh shit nevermind that than."

by Capo Bastone December 5, 2011

stoney balonie

when youre stoned outta your mind p.s. BONG TOKE

'Dude are you high" "Im stoney balonie"

by Orange420 July 8, 2010

baconed

Getting shitloads of mail from a web 2.0 service like twitter when you sign up.

I dont get it... my inbox is full.
- Man, you just got baconed.

by pogono April 11, 2008

balonie

slang word for marijuana

Dan likes to smoke balonie nude.

by Tinovin December 30, 2003