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Baker

The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.
by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014
mugGet the Bakermug.

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.
Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"
by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011
mugGet the Bakermug.

Baker

That guy is baker.
by Big Colonol April 16, 2009
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The Baker

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.
"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."
by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007
mugGet the The Bakermug.

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!
by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008
mugGet the The Bakermug.

Baker

Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents
Dude he is such a baker
by SiLFo February 13, 2018
mugGet the Bakermug.

Bakered

Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.
When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.
by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020
mugGet the Bakeredmug.

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