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Bahamian Totebag

A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.
"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."
by Jennifer Kindernay July 10, 2006
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Batavia

A smaller city in New york, right inbetween Buffalo and Rochester. Its a pretty nice place to live and drive around
Theres alot of coolybirds in Batavia who drive nice cars and act fast and furious, that makes me want to buy a Corvette and beat them all.
by cc14 September 8, 2003
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Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."
"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."
by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 9, 2008
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Bahamia

Go on a vacation in the Bahamas and then take a boat to go to Miami
Do the Bahamia: Take the royal caribbean to visit the Bahamas during your stay in Miami.
by Nihan March 4, 2009
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Bahuvian Luck

Any situation in which apparently random factorss combine to form a situation which seems to have been designed for irony.
If a man wins $10 million in a slot machine, it's luck.
If a man loses everything, then wins $10 million with his last quarter, it's a miracle.
If a man loses everything, is pulled kicking and screaming away from the machine, only to watch someone come up to the same machine and win $10 million on his first quarter, that second man has exhibited Bahuvian Luck.
by Miah Smith July 16, 2008
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Bahamian Chick

A Female that is from the Bahamas
she's a Bahamian chick
by Amanda Greene July 28, 2017
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bhavia

Bhavia is the type of guy that you will never forget. Thinking about him makes your heart race and palms sweaty. From his cargo shorts to his velcro sandals he is the type of guy you dream about. His odor will have you drop dead literally. Each individual mustache hair makes you shiver. He’s so cool that his Indian swag must be in his genetics. Every girl wants him but they know he’s hard to get. He’s so hype that he’s his own tutor. The only muscle he works out is his brain.
girl: look at that guy
friend: shit he must be a bhavia
by swaggurl2021 February 11, 2018
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