Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

Courtney Lin Bagwell

FUCKING FATASS BITCH WHO ABUSES YOU AS A CHILD THEN WANTS TO ACT LIKE SHE CARES ABOUT YOU THEN YOU FINALLY MEET SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY THEN COURTNEY WANTS TO TRANSFER YOU TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THAT PERSON WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY BECAUSE SHE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS, THAT FUCKING CUNT

mom: "you stay away from that girl now"
Cartman: "FUCK YOU MA YOUR BEING SUCH A COURTNEY LIN BAGWELL"

by KAKAHEADMAFUCKA November 17, 2017

Bageled

When you get stupidly high

Damn he’s a stoner and no he’s bageled

by Frank Albert November 26, 2019

bagwell

a womans loose vagina ie a baggy well

man she has a bagwell

by captain birdseye June 17, 2013

Teddy Bagwell

A pseudonym, or fictitious name, adopted by a person for comedic perposes. Usually employed when meeting a person for the first time; if used correctly, can cause uproarious laughter. (incase you didn't get it, its short for T-bag).

Person 1: Hi, i'm person.
Person 2: hi, i'm Teddy Bagwell; but you can call me T-bag for short.

by Sexyranchdressingman February 6, 2009

the bagwell

The act of having anal sex with a small handbag size dog with peanut butter as lube until you see blood, the dog tries to bite your hand, and he wiggles his ass urgently in pain adding more stitches to his own anal reconstruction surgery.

Man did you see that guy do "the bagwell" on that poor puppy? He's not going to be able to shit for months

by Millrat23 September 21, 2017

Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point

"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"

by Saucy33 May 28, 2018