dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

dick baguette by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013

Baguette 

A long penis

I was with Nick last night and he gave me that baguette.

Baguette by NickMuffin October 9, 2017

oui oui baguette 

standard response for french people on games

on csgo:
french guy: can we try rushing a please?? (on a french accent)
guy 1: oh là là oui oui baguette je ne pas ecouté le radio c'est magnifique
french guy: can you shut the fuck up
guy 1: je ne sais pas où est la bibliothèque excusez-moi

oui oui baguette by kerosenx March 17, 2021

Baguette Tree 

The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.

Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.

Baguette Tree by Ocular_Colombo March 28, 2019

Canadian Baguette 

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

Canadian Baguette by Tchando November 23, 2020

drop a baguette 

Defecation, take a shit. From terminology used to describe how a bird caused the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator to shit the bed on November 5, 2009.

"Gotta go drop a baguette before I've got skid marks in my underwear."

drop a baguette by RobSPit November 15, 2009

french baguette 

A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.

Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"

french baguette by Tunisius September 19, 2013