bag of dicks

An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.

I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?

by Bob Who April 28, 2020

bag of dicks

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.

Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.

by Tim Anderson April 22, 2004

A Bag of Dicks

Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.

OMG!! Sally, I went to Lorena's house the other day and she had a bag of dicks!!!

by Saveme222 August 19, 2008

A bag of dicks

A bag of which 10+ dicks are sucked while wrapped in tape together.

That Cusinato broad over there was mowing a bag of dicks

by Bago'dicks December 17, 2012

Bag of Dicks

Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.

You sir, can eat a bag of dicks!

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by Cherrynova33 December 29, 2015

Bag of Dicks

A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.

Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.

by cakenflies October 7, 2003

Bag of Dicks

Noun/Adjective. distressing; shocking:
extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting:

The 2016 President Elect's appointed staff is a real bag of dicks.

by Stande07 November 16, 2016