Baboon

A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.

Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!

by Muff butt January 12, 2009

Baboon

Your least favorite uncle.

Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.

by Darth Frosty January 04, 2018

Babooned

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"

jesus christ, your as babooned as george best

by Jonno March 09, 2005

Baboon

A baboon is a type of monkey that has a red ass.

Baboon also known as hoset yousef

by Baboon2021 October 03, 2019

Baboon

1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.

Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!

by Liviloves October 29, 2015

poo baboons

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing

Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest

by Bum fuzz May 15, 2018

Baboon bumping

This is animalistic sex accompanied by sweat and noise!

Kendra and Ben Dover got down in the back yard, for some real baboon bumping bend overs!

by I, Wreckerrr May 17, 2021