when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.
Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.
by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010
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She took a right royal bamboonding in the club toilets last night.
Hey!
Dont worry, she must have enjoyed it, I've been rinsing the gush out of my socks all morning.
She took a right royal bamboonding in the club toilets last night.
Hey!
Dont worry, she must have enjoyed it, I've been rinsing the gush out of my socks all morning.
by FakeIndianReese May 28, 2014
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"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"
"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"
"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"
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Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.
Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??
Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess
Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess
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