lake bruin

A beautiful oxbow lake in northeast louisiana with a large malignant tumor in the form of a landfill, that is in great need of a coup d'etat. People management is pushing the lake into a stagnant shit hole. One of the few lakes in Louisiana that serves as a home for the Gulf Pipefish, not too many motherfuckers know about this so it seems. To go to shit ecologically due to people management.

Person 1: What's up with the water park these days?
Person 2: It's been Lake Bruined from what I heard, there's never any quality pussy to take home from there anymore.

by Kris White December 5, 2020

rikus de bruin

the most awsome person in the world. Meaning everyone wants to be him.

wow that guy is awsome... he must have got it from rikus de bruin

by riki1 December 7, 2011

Quantum Brain Fart

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.

Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.

by Teraknor January 7, 2016

lard brain

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

stupid brain syndrome

Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS

Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges

by zxtekiii February 28, 2020

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

by e.m.b. December 16, 2015

Reddit Brain

Neuro-Degenerative disease characterized by 0 IQ opinions formed solely from browsing Reddit.

Meek's opinions are so fucking stupid he must have Reddit Brain.

by scrotal_recall December 11, 2019