Chauncinville Bratwurst

Someone that is too retarded to tell they are sayin or doin somethin stupid. The cooler way to call some a chauncy.

"I can't believe Richard Defazio thought I was bluffin when I had pocket A's, he is such a Chauncinville Bratwurst"

by Rube Sheeb August 21, 2008

Crescent City Bratwurst

A sandy hand job that ends with a pearl necklace and a shot of Malort.

Nick really didn’t like the taste of his Crescent City Bratwurst.

by Top Shelf Backpacking September 4, 2022

Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.

She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Bash the Bratwurst

To jerk off. To masturbate.

He likes to bash the bratwurst every night.

by thegoldengrizzlybear12 October 2, 2016

Bratwurscht

1) The pronouncian of Bratwurst in some southern dialects

2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

What are you eating?
I eat a good Bratwurscht

by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021