Crescent City Bratwurst

A sandy hand job that ends with a pearl necklace and a shot of Malort.

Nick really didn’t like the taste of his Crescent City Bratwurst.

by Top Shelf Backpacking September 4, 2022

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Bash the Bratwurst

To jerk off. To masturbate.

He likes to bash the bratwurst every night.

by thegoldengrizzlybear12 October 2, 2016

Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.

She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

bratwursting

Extreme defence

Costa Rica was bratwursting Belgium in football yesterday.

by pwnan June 11, 2018

Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.

The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010