Braden

Massive Fucking Shlong

Wow he must be a Braden his dick is huge

by anonymous November 9, 2020

braden

horny goose during mating season

The braden said "HONK HONK Amber DO ME NOW i want in yo panties"

by Bradennnnn June 22, 2007

braden

tall ass fucking nerd who is really cute

"you're such a braden"
"i know i'm such a fucking nerd"

by lowkey into bden April 16, 2016

Braden

A fucking alcoholic

He is such a Braden.

by Yogoebrnfj October 15, 2019

Braden

An amazing person who is loved by many, has many friends, and is the best person you will ever meet.

Is definition is definitely not written by a Braden. 🙄

by TheCapyLlama July 31, 2019

Braden

The luckiest person alive. His girlfriend is the best person ever. He is happy ever millisecond of his life.

No one is luckier than Braden

by Bman18 October 22, 2016

Braden

Braden sometimes acts like he is "too cool for school", but at the end of the day, he is very sweet towards his friends and always knows how to make someone feel better. He cannot keep a girlfriend for long, but doesn't deserve that. He sometimes gets teased for having "friends that are girls" but he goes through more struggles than most people think.

Girl 1- Why is Braden walking around with sunglasses?
Girl 2- He is too cool, remember?
Girl 1- Oh, yeah. I'm gonna ask him out!

by Anonymous18254 November 4, 2016