BP Oil Spill

The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.

Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!

Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!

Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --

*Gunshot*

Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.

by Allen75x June 1, 2010

BP oil spill

A giant mess

"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"

by Dr_K4rma April 17, 2019

BP Oil Spill

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.

A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."

by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010

U.B.P.L.'s

1. Acronym for "Ultra Beefy Pussy Lips".

2. A beat-up, turned-out vagina that is usually accompained by a foul odor and/or taste.

You're gettin' it on with a chick that you've never been with before. You go down to drink from her natural spring of goodness only to notice that she has one of those vaginas that looks like someone reached up in there, pulled it inside out, and left it hanging. "Damn... that bitch has got U.B.P.L.'s!!!"

by Thunder80 September 23, 2010

BP Oil Spill

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.

I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.

by Bucky Cap July 9, 2010

BP Oil Spill

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

by TacoMann August 20, 2010

BP Oil Slick

When you fuck an emo kid in the butt so hard that he starts crying and his mascara runs.

Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2010