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Shrek Bongo

A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.
Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess
by CallMePhil April 7, 2020
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bogosity

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.
Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.
by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011
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skull bongo

Late 70's, 80's band, eastern PA. Advent-garde original music. Art band with some punk directions. Active in varying degrees for about 10 years. Band name taken from skateboarding term for head injury.
They didn't know what to do when at the Post last night when skull bongo started dragging the chains across the stage.
by Slash5 July 10, 2010
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bongo mag

gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.
George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank
by Dom Drums April 19, 2006
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bogometer

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.
That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!
by Snullbug December 1, 2004
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bogoyatoo

n. a penis fart. the expulsion of air from the penis after masturbating too many times. the sound of blowing air out of the penis after receiving a blowjob.
After jerking off 8 times in one day, Max had a bogoyatoo.

Two guys standing next to one another at a urinal.
Guy 1: What was that sound?
Guy 2: A bogoyatoo.
Guy 1: Oh, you recently got a blowjob.
Guy 2: You got it.
by UglyStickRules August 9, 2010
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Bongo Cat

A cartoon cat that plays the bongos.

It's also a meme
LMAO! Bongo Cat is HILARIOUS, haha!
by AMP3X September 11, 2018
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