Bodega Baying

apathetically blocking or ignoring everyone who tries to reach you (except for your spouse, your kids, and the President); you're on top of the world and can't seem to bother with anyone not on your level

- Have you gotten in contact with (person)? (Person) was trying to reach you..
- I'm Bodega Baying.

by 134908657 November 11, 2022

bodega cat

A cat inside a bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s nobody’s pet, it’s essentially an employee at the bodega, but it gets paid in food and shelter instead of money.

“Yo, don’t pet the bodega cat, he’ll fuckin bite you”

by flatbush291 June 26, 2018

Bodega Surprise

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"

At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.

by Milyannavy Manila February 15, 2009

Bodega Cocktail

A cocktail made from 7 or less ingredients, all of which must be mini bottles of booze or ingredients purchased from a bodega.

Ingredients for The Lucille bodega cocktail are: 1 mini bottle Disaronno, 1 mini bottle espresso vodka, Ginger ale
Pomegranate juice, and Emergen-C (raspberry).

by buzzfeed May 22, 2012

bodega bean

The mysterious turdlet of poop found perfectly untouched in the middle of the road, usually in border towns or ghettos.

We headed down to Calexico to get drunk and saw some kid drop a bodega bean right in the middle of the road..

by slop_dan January 15, 2011

Bodega Boy

A real cool ass, funny ass, chill ass muthafuckin nigga. Got Hands and will beat your ass if you cross them. They secure that bag, and they are never in their bag.

Yoooooo that nigga Mero is a Bodega Boy

by BodegaBoyKiba July 16, 2018

Bodega Stackered

Distillery rhyming slang for knackered.
Describes something that is perpetually broken.

The gearbox in my car has gone. Proper Bodega Stackered.

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021