Blunkett

"Blunkett" (or "blunketts") is an alternative slang word for the poker term "blind" (or "blinds"). This relatively new term is being used more and more, primarily in informal poker tournaments held in pub and casino poker rooms throughout the UK, and is one of the fastest spreading terms doing the rounds at the moment. The phrase is rumoured to have originated in one of the local poker halls in Swindon but has spread as far afield as Bristol Casino and Reading.

If you are left of the button then you are the "Small Blunkett" and the person to the left of him/her is the "Big Blunkett"

by Daryl Vino Rhino May 25, 2009

blunck

A combination of being high "blazed" and drunk.

Last night that party got out of hand i was so blunck, I didn't know what was going on.

by Kevin OB March 8, 2009

Blunkin

A blunkin is when you are taking a shit and getting head at the same time

ur mom gave me a blunkin

by cracka lacka123456789 November 1, 2008

bluntkin

The act of smoking a blunt while getting dome while taking a shit.

Yo man i got a bluntkin last night

Don't you mean a BLUMPkin?

Nah man, i was smoking a fat ass blunt while she gave me a blumpkin

The trifecta!!

by b1uesky December 29, 2010

Blunky

To become or to be intoxicated

After drinking all the shots im BLUNKY

by neutron212 September 1, 2006

Blunking

The act of a male receiving fellatio whilst excreting a stool.

"Tried blunking last night"
"how was it?"
"AMAZING!!"

by Captainblunk November 24, 2011

Blunked

The past tense for Blinking

"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"

by cookie queen February 4, 2014