Blonking bags

A term for fucking

“Im Blonking Bags with Debbie tonight man”

by Skiiuu August 2, 2018

Blonk

When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.

Damn this girl I met blonks

by Tinda December 18, 2019

Blonk

An obviously long blink when ones eyes stay closed longer than a normal, quick, reflexive blink.

You look so lame when you blonk your eyes like that.

by Superflykristipie May 21, 2018

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

Blonked

Blinking rapidly during intercourse

Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl

by Nipple man August 21, 2013

Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

by molerat404 October 30, 2023

blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.

I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome

by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024