Blobfish

The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.

unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.

This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.

yo that Blobfish lookin ass is plaguing my existence, woe.

by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021

Blobfish

Someone who performs well but only under immense pressure.

Gus will get an A on an assignment he does the night before, he's such a blobfish.

by Boganafoganacy March 16, 2022

Blobfish

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022

Blobfish

World’s cutest fish

Known to be very smart and cool

She is a blobfish because she is cute.

by cuteblobfish7261 February 26, 2023

Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.

I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp

by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020

social blobfish

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Androgynous Blobfish

Best streamer ever lmao
pls watch
twitch.tv/androgynousblobfish

You wanna watch some Androgynous Blobfish?
Fuck yeah that guy is the most funniest person on earth or the galaxy

by T0tally N0t Bl0bf1sh =) April 1, 2022