blitch

a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers

I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.

by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 3, 2010

Blitch

A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch

That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.

by Thatgirlbeshadydoa April 22, 2015

blitch

A recurrent and/or annoying glitch in a video game

I can't get past this fuckin' blitch!

This is one blitchy-ass glitch.

by Jones River Fran April 15, 2008

Blitch

Irritation after swimming in dirty water

So bad, I gotta blitch

by Anonymous September 28, 2006

Blitch

A blonde bitch. Usually the type that likes to drink a lot, say "whoohoo" and lets out a squee randomly while drunk. She usually says a lot of messed up stuff about other women around her and guys she has previously dated. She is fond of visible thongs, micro shorts and butterfly trinkets.

The blitch is still in my bed sleeping it off.

I picked up this blitch at the bar last night and now she thinks I am in love with her.
Dumb blitch threw up all over the inside of my car!

by Pygmalion2008 March 2, 2016

Blitch

A mix of a bitch and a glitch is a irregular malfunction unkind systematic female dog

I can't stand a blitch.

by Wakandaman247 January 4, 2025

blitch

black bitch

you a blitch

by TTVhaha March 28, 2021