Blarbulous

Someone extremely fat. Almost to the point of their body being gelatinous. Not a term to be used for someone slightly overweight. The recipient of this word must have no more room on them to pack any more fat. They appear globe like and are easily rolled down the street.

Wow!!! That guy is Blarbulous!!!!

Dude. Your girlfriend is totally becoming Blarbulous!!

by MattKV June 30, 2008

Bearpawed

When your boss says he has plans for you and invites you to his office and fucks your mouth while you finger your own butt.

John went for a promotion but got bearpawed.

by BearPawDealer January 27, 2021

Blapples

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...

Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.

by xxjudexx January 27, 2010

Cappy Blappy

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.

OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍

by CappyBlappy July 4, 2022

blapty

intoxication beyond the ability to communicate or function with others

Joe took his fifth shot only to realize that he was too blapty to drive home.

Jane was so blapty nobody wanted to be around her.

by beefmissile November 6, 2009

Blapper

A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.

Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.

by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021

bearpocalypse

The day, as prophesied by the noted clairvoyant, Urstradamus, when bears will rise from their underground metropolis and destroy human civilization once and for all. According to prophecy none will be spared but the reverent.

The bearpocalypse is nigh! Repent or don't; either way you're going to be mauled to death, pitiful biped.

by HobieKopek April 20, 2007