Black Man Equation!

The Black Man Equation is an algarithm used to determine one's Black Level Measured in Niglets.

Let Y=Years spent in jail

Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)

Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)

Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)

Let R= Total roberies

Let Nℓ= Niglets

∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R

Trevor: "Yo, how many niglets do you think Tyrese is?"

Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"

Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"

Angus: "Thats a pretty High Niglet Level!"

Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"

by JulioJohnson September 26, 2011

Black Man's Blessing

The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."

Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."

by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013

Black man mg

man driving about in dat black Mercedes, smoking some weed, about to shank ur fifth grandson

Black man mg gonna be at Nando’s

by irn_bru 750ml glass bottle July 13, 2019

Black man’s cruise

A boat carrying slaves to America

Tyrone’s ancestors came to America on a black man’s cruise

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

black man's handshake

The Black man's handshake is a handshake established in the black male community, where two men grab each other's hands, and pull one another into the sides of each other's chest, while patting each other's backs, with their other free hand.

Barack Obama gave 'a black man's handshake' to Kevin Durant, when meeting him for the first time.

by a black lady June 8, 2014

black man hops

A very large vertical jump. The phrase comes from the stereotype that all men of African descent have above average vertical jump.

Kobe has black man hops!

by loljonolol June 18, 2006

black man costume

Clothing worn by denizens of the ghetto. The traditonal "rapper" uniform. Includes Lugs, Fubu, Rockawear, Sean John, Dickies, jail-clothes, dark sunglasses, sagging pants, hat cocked to the side, du-rags, team jerseys, long shorts, and uncreased sneakers that cost upwards of $100. The stereotypical ghetto-child look.

"Those white rappers are all dressed in Black Man Costumes."

by pedro romero June 21, 2005