An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

Binder Knot by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

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Binder Wars

A game created by Palm Beach County School, Palm Beach Central. Now migrated to Wellington High School. The object of this game is to create teams, logos for said team,and keep it in the clear plastic of the binder holder. a During the day, in between classes to whack the binder out of any different teams hands. The rules are as follows

RULES:
-every team must have a logo and color scheme
IN ORDER TO PLAY:
you must be on a team and have a hand drawn paper of your teams logo in the clear outside of your binder
if you are on a team and you have a logo in your binder

if you hold an empty binder, you will be sack tapped ( girls will be cuntpunted).
ANYTHING IS FAIR GAME

guy 1- yo whos team are you on
guy 2- what are you talking about

guy 1- Binder Wars

guy 2- oh yea i dont have one
guy 1- here is are logo join us

Binder Wars by Binder Wars March 13, 2011

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binder check

to slam someone's binder randomly while walking to class

I was going to science and all of a sudden this kid binder checked me

binder check by heyayyyy July 6, 2009

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