Big Mac

n. The act of having sex with a girl while she is taking a shit. Legs above shoulders at your own caution.

Guy 1: Dude... I just had the best Big Mac ever.
Guy 2: At McDonald's?
Guy 1: No, at Burger King dipshit.

In return for the blumpkin she gave him, he gave her a Big Mac

by Golden_Apple April 10, 2010

big mac

the most delicios burger on the planet. anyone will tell you its the sauce!! the sandwich is like $2.38, and, the meal is somewhere between $4.68 and $5.50

Pimply Faced Teen:What will you have?
Me:Uh, two big macs, both with extra sauce, but no cheese, uh, one with large fries and sprite, no ice , but the other just the sandwich.
Pimply Faced Teen: $10.88

by k-neezy June 24, 2006

Big Mac

An oversized clit.

Can usually be found on big black women.

"Yeah, last night Kyra and I finally got down and I pulled down her panties to find a Big Mac. But damn was that Thousand Island dressing good."

by insomnia.at.its.finest January 6, 2013

Big Mac

When you get head from a fat chick.

Man, i got a BIG MAC lastnight from that chick at the party.

by Max & Chris October 18, 2008

Big Mac

A fart so bad that anybody in the area of the fart gets killed.

You guys should leave because I'm about to Big Mac.

by Ronald Mcgodamn Donald February 26, 2009

Big Mac

Big Mac is when you crap in the toilet (or not) and you feel like you've accomplished your duty and wipe. Then you have overwhelming urge to sit and crap again. Landing that turd on top of the toilet paper which is sitting directly on top of your previous turd.

I felt the urge of my morning shit and Big Mac'd .

by LS0382 April 4, 2017

Big Mac

A child whom suffers from obesity and is a subsequent roaster

That Big Mac really got me today

by Big Mac the II April 12, 2017