It's the one thing all straight guys want to know before they attend any event. How many girls are going. Also commonly known as "what's the ratio girls:boys"
Hmm, what's the bituation?
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Get the bitual mug.something that is of great quality, or particularly astounding. Could be relating to a very attractive woman. Also used when describing fast cars, or general power.
1. DAMNNNNN look at that super mega biturbo, she's got a fat fucking ass.
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2. bruh that lamborghini must be like super mega biturbo'd.
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Get the Faux-bituary mug.One of the greatest bands in the world. With singles such as 'we cant be arsed', 'smooshieing', '10 minutes until the bell will ring', 'german', 'mr maclellan is a pedo', 'la da la dum dum ded dum', 'random word song' and MANY others.
The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.
Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.
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The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.
Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.
Blargle.
'man... i cannot get that bitumen song out of my head!'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'
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