Bellend

Insult pertaining to someone with poor craftsmanship.
Originally a maker of bells and bell-ends.

During the English Reformation, when Henry VIII broke away from the Catholic Church, he decreed the construction of new churches and church towers, and to that end new bells and bell-ends. Because of this, there was an increased need for bell and bell-end makers. These grand and revered artisans of their day would be known as bell-enders.

Unfortunately, many pretenders strode from shire to shire claiming to be true and good makers of bells and bell-ends, which often resulted in shoddy work, and gave any true craftsmen a bad name. The name bell-ender, or bell-end, came to be synonymous with poor craftsmanship or a hoodlum - as it is to this day.
John the Villager: Egads, Henry! Hast thou seen my new hosiery?
Henry the Friend: By Jove, man! Those are fearful and I have now become blind!
John the Villager: Alack, I should not have used that jaunty haberdasher.
Henry the (Blind) Friend: Alas, no! For he is soothly a bellend!
by Tom the Typer February 01, 2023
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a silly billy, and nob head, a fool, prankster
your such a bellender
by 80's Muff July 25, 2003
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The head of the penis, also used as a insult.
"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"
by john john john June 22, 2006
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swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.
get u're bell out of my damn ear!!
by Crocky April 23, 2004
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the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.
by giraffeheart March 12, 2012
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Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.
"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"
by senordug March 03, 2015
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A ‘Bellend’ is another word for ‘Dickheadbut it is the Scottish version.
Did you see Taron last night? He went out looking like a complete bellend!
by hazbroboi69420 September 11, 2018
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