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bawls

Bawls is the heavens drink
Qw3ett likes to drink bawls so he becomes uber!
by peeump May 8, 2003
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Bawls

tastes like cream soda!!!
Gimme some of that shit!
no man its expensive material!

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by d3n13d November 15, 2003
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bawls

bawls is my favorite drink in the whole wide world
by Anonymous April 9, 2003
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bawls

An energy drink that tastes pretty good. More often than not, however, it is purchased for entertainment over taste. That is, no group of people can consume a bottle of Bawls without erupting into a plethora of jokes and puns related to "Balls," a word which shares the same pronunciation as Bawls.
Rick: Mark, do you want to taste my Bawls?

Mark: Nah, I'm not thirsty.

Rick: Joe, do you want to taste my Bawls?

Joe: No, shut up about your Bawls! That stopped being funny three hours ago.
by Jam_Jars April 1, 2008
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bawling

adj.

1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
e.g.

1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
by M.T.G. October 10, 2008
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bawls

Bawls > Jolt
by MoonKnight April 17, 2003
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Bawls

After having bawls, you too will be awake for hours.
by Tapper October 25, 2003
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