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a small town in Norway
Bastard
One who makes life difficult. Such cases are abundant; however, their effect can usually be negated or lessened by the individual.
Grandpa: Don't let the bastards get you down.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.
Me: Which ones are the bastards?
Grandpa: All of them.
Bastard by Zach Rock Steady November 18, 2003
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Bastard by StrawberryGlow April 29, 2022
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Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
Bastard by Prudish Bastard August 30, 2013
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"You bastard!" Harley yelled at Ember. "Bastardized! You should be ashamed of what you've done!" She shrieked.
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bastard by Fuck You Ya Mother Fucking Bas November 16, 2017
bastard
Originally non-offensive - most use being proffesional in the medical career - meaning born to parents who are either not together or un-married.
Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.
Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.
bastard by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008