barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

by Marshall R. January 7, 2008

The Bargain Harold

You really need to secure the services of a 'lady of the night', but you don't have much cash, so you have to settle for a dirty transvestite.

"I was completely broke and needed to bust one off, so I had to settle for The Bargain Harold."

by Headmaster Doc and Dr. Dutchie July 20, 2008

bargainous

New York City c. 1995

bargain

bargainous: to be considered an exceptional bargain; ridiculously cheap.

"Yo, Jerome got ounces of White Widow for fo' hunned. That's fuckin bargainous, dude."

by FlavorDave July 11, 2004

barmaiden

BarMaiden™ is a barmixer that is used for optimizing, and enhancing flavors for any mixed drink that you would like to have. Appealing for parties, or if your at home you can craft wicked non-alcoholic or alcoholic beverages. Become your own mixologist with BarMaiden™BarMixers.

Use BarMaiden with that vodka for a awesome blackberry martini.

by The BarMaiden March 1, 2019

Barwaaqo

Barwaaqo is a kind hearted girl, she is loved by all, if you need a friend to talk to at your darks times Barwaaqo would be the one you need at that time. Barwaaqo is a funny person and likely be the first person to die in a horror movie 😂 she brightens your day with just a soft smile. Barwaaqo’s name translate peace,god’s rain, and is one of the most beautiful Somali girl names

Barwaaqo (as in a word, not a name) is used to wish someone peace (and blessings)

“May god bless you with Barwaaqo”

by Eveyyyy✨✨ March 22, 2021

Bargain Bin Babies

Black, Asian or retarded children adopted by white parents in the attempt to look charitable but really because the relevant authorities have deemed them incompetent. Either that or because they are too cheap. abr. Bargain bins

What is up with Angelina Jolie? Getting all those bargain bin babies?

by bcp23 December 17, 2008

bargain for time

To have more time than you thought - usually in a drinking context.

Mate you best get a round in, it'll be last orders soon.

Don't worry it's late opening in here, we're bargain for time.

by Gavin Spiller January 11, 2008